everyone who likes coconut water is lying
yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND
OR REVOKED OF PLANETARY STATUS.
Oh my god
LAUGHS BECAUSE CHARIZARD IS 5’7 AND SAMUS ARAN IS 6’3
Guys! I found the eggs!!! But it’s like my mom didn’t even try this year